Perrenial Japanese beaurocracy rant
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:29 pm
So, for the past year or so my wife and I have been looking at buying a house. We do all the required shopping around, viewing, talking with various companies etc etc. We also do research about what paperwork is required. I need an eijuken (permanent residence status), and a steady job. Ok, sez I, fair enough. So I collect a whole passel of paperwork and toddle off to the not-very-local Nagoya immigration office to apply for my eijuken. This was in May last year.
Fast forward to December. I'm told by 105bank that I also need to have a permanent contract with my employer (as opposed to the rolling year-by-year one that I and most new staff were on) if I want a mortgage from them. I kinda have to get a mortgage from them as my employer won't pay my salary into a non-105 account. This was a bit fiddly to get, but a good deal of schmoozing and wheedling secured a letter that promised I would be shifted to a perma contract come April (new school year.) This was deemed good enough by the bank.
I also get a letter from immigration telling me that my current visa is due to expire come Jan 14th, and I should hie me hither to Nagoya to renew it. As my eijuken is still nowhere to be seen, I git on the train and go into Nagoya, and apply for a new spousal visa.
Now it's January.
Last Monday I wangle a day off work to go into Nagoya again to pick up my new visa, pay 4000yen (plus travel expenses) then have to bust a move back to work to teach my last class of the day. On the same day I get a phone call from the bank saying actually, no, we can't give you a mortgage because the insurance underwriter requires that you have had a perma-contract for at least a year.
Now, that seems to me to be a pretty standard sounding rule. Not one that just applies to me. That being so, what in the seven hells were ya doing having me running about collecting documents to apply for a loan from your bank which I was never, ever going to be approved for? Riddle me that, bank-boy!
Then, to round it off, I got a letter today telling me to go pick up my eijuken. 2 fricking days after I took a day off work to go to the same fricking building to get an extended visa!
I have no words.
I do have a link to a Ren and Stimpy episode which pretty much sums up my feelings towards Japanese beaurocracy at the mo:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW6rENTfaU
Fast forward to December. I'm told by 105bank that I also need to have a permanent contract with my employer (as opposed to the rolling year-by-year one that I and most new staff were on) if I want a mortgage from them. I kinda have to get a mortgage from them as my employer won't pay my salary into a non-105 account. This was a bit fiddly to get, but a good deal of schmoozing and wheedling secured a letter that promised I would be shifted to a perma contract come April (new school year.) This was deemed good enough by the bank.
I also get a letter from immigration telling me that my current visa is due to expire come Jan 14th, and I should hie me hither to Nagoya to renew it. As my eijuken is still nowhere to be seen, I git on the train and go into Nagoya, and apply for a new spousal visa.
Now it's January.
Last Monday I wangle a day off work to go into Nagoya again to pick up my new visa, pay 4000yen (plus travel expenses) then have to bust a move back to work to teach my last class of the day. On the same day I get a phone call from the bank saying actually, no, we can't give you a mortgage because the insurance underwriter requires that you have had a perma-contract for at least a year.
Now, that seems to me to be a pretty standard sounding rule. Not one that just applies to me. That being so, what in the seven hells were ya doing having me running about collecting documents to apply for a loan from your bank which I was never, ever going to be approved for? Riddle me that, bank-boy!
Then, to round it off, I got a letter today telling me to go pick up my eijuken. 2 fricking days after I took a day off work to go to the same fricking building to get an extended visa!
I have no words.
I do have a link to a Ren and Stimpy episode which pretty much sums up my feelings towards Japanese beaurocracy at the mo:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW6rENTfaU