Warhammer 40k character battle!

[Spevna]

+1 Cain. Because he is based on Blackadder

-1 Grimbo. Because he is a towering mountain of muscle but has a limp noodle in his pants (as do most space marines).

[me_in_japan]

I do rather feel that Vect is suffering due to the fact that i have a job that keeps me from the internet 12 hrs a day, whereas Prim clearly has way more time than he knows what to do with...

Anyway:

- 1 Cain for being an imperial lackey

+1 Vect because he has no honour

[Seneschal]

-1 Grimaldus for being Grim.

+1 Vect for having a name that's an anagram of "subtle cadaver".

[Spevna]

+1 Cain. The whole lackey thing is a pretence to help meet his self serving and somewhat douchey ends.

-1 Vect. He dresses like a 1980s glam rocker.

[Primarch]

I do rather feel that Vect is suffering due to the fact that i have a job that keeps me from the internet 12 hrs a day, whereas Prim clearly has way more time than he knows what to do with...

Prim has a phone that can connect to the internet and a 5 minute break every hour.
Mind you, I dont have my Bro Spevna sniping my opponents for me. Typical Vect style, I'm sure he would approve.

+1 to Grimaldus because the thing that dropped a cathedral on him was a Mega-Gargant and even THAT couldnt put him down.

-1 to Vect for having a name that is an anagram of "subtle cadaver" which is a strange combination of words no matter which way you look at it.

And that is my 5 for the day.

[job]

+1 to Cypher for being the quickest hands in the galaxy.

-1 to Comissar Cain for being a commissar of the Imperium.

[Seneschal]

-1 to Vect for having a name that is an anagram of "subtle cadaver" which is a strange combination of words no matter which way you look at it.

Well, "Vect" isn't, but "Asdrubael Vect" is. Unless I'm spelling "Asdrubael" wrongly, which is in and of itself a very strange name.

Anyway:

-1 to Grimaldus for having a name which is an anagram of "smug laird".

+1 to Cain for being friends with the techmarine "Tobamorie".

[Spevna]

+1 to Cain for enjoying a good drink;

"Who's been drinking all my bloody amasec... Cain's been here."


-1 to Cypher for coming from a chapter founded by a bloke called Lionel.

[job]

+1 to Cypher for not being a Dark Angel either (or any angel for that manner).

-1 to Commisar Cain for being a regular 41st millennium thrall.

[Spevna]

-1 Cypher for being too lame to belong to a chapter.

+1 Cain for being cooler than Cypher.