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I kept forgetting about the goodbye gift I was going to give you guys before I left. But now I'm leaving for a bit so I'll be releasing it here. Once I'm home and I can access my files and stuff and make it purtylooking. But it's epic and its way awesome and your pants will fly off. It's not Heiankyo, either. It's something terrible and awesome to behold. I'll put it up soon. Until then, keep peeing all the time so that when I get around to posting it, you won't pee your pants because you wont have any pee in your bladder to pee.

I miss you already.

It's here.

The project that I had promised you all so long ago.

The project that you have all been waiting for, whether you knew it or not.

You know how, for the past week, your innards have been rumbling and aching and screaming? You know how your world just wasn't right, no matter how many pills you popped? You know how you woke up vomiting and screaming every morning as if from some horrific dream? It's all because I maliciously kept this from you.

But now you can all rest easy. Now I bestow upon you:

THE ULTIMATE ROLE PLAYING GAME:

Pinata THE RPG ~All is Well Under a Just God~ 永遠の旅 Maniax ~Chronicle Edition~
http://rapidshare.com/files/420273850/P ... HE_RPG.pdf

That's right; an RPG about creating and destroying pinatas.

I still haven't gotten around to drawing up the tables, but I figure you guys could figure it out pretty easily. If you could just give it a read, drop any current games you have going on, test it for a few weeks or so and then come back with some feedback, it'd be great. Thanks.

http://rapidshare.com/files/420273850/P ... HE_RPG.pdf

http://rapidshare.com/files/420273850/P ... HE_RPG.pdf
http://rapidshare.com/files/420273850/P ... HE_RPG.pdf

The Orks approvez. It's about smashin stuff. This is good. And is totally silly. Also good.
My first impression was that the PCs would be the pinatas. Work that nihlistic, existential angst thing. "I am bright and colorful and full of goodness and doomed, doomed to end as nothing more than a hollow shell....oh the humanity. Pinatas are forced to hide from the sight of the world, live dangerous secret lives, always fearing discovery, Pinata- The Masquerade. How's that for silly?

Wow, here I have been wasting my time all these years playing Dungeons and Dragons. Little did I know I was just waiting for this awesome game to be created! But no pinata charts...

If I can't minmax my anthropomorphic dual-wielding, eyecolor-changing, vengeance-seeking orphan, son-of-Inuyasha-and-Captain-Picard sergal concept, then I don't even want to look at it.

(LOL jk downloaded, will look at this weekend)

Miggy Smallz wrote:If I can't minmax my anthropomorphic dual-wielding, eyecolor-changing, vengeance-seeking orphan, son-of-Inuyasha-and-Captain-Picard sergal concept, then I don't even want to look at it.

@Miggy - Is his name Baron Picayasha Tiberius von Figaro?

@Ennui - Thanks for the upload.