Warhammer 8th Edition Army Changes

[Admiral-Badruck]

thats probably becasue nobody cares. I certainly dont (but then I dont play fantasy...)

I logged on today to check the new posts, as i always do, and found there to be 22 new posts, as opposed to the usual 3 or 4. Many of them were in long dead threads. "ah" I thought. "Badruck's back"....

WAAAAAARGH I am back and love me 'ate me I am not going any where....

@ Spikey Da Mike
Deez a da best List Kuz I said dey iz

Orcs iz daBest Kuz dey iz Orcs
Skaven iz good kuz da new rules make dem betta dan evrithing except orcs
Lizardz iz good kuz dem gotz magic and dems Green and Green iz da best
Me got Lotz uv reazons but me want a know what da OOMiz fink about it...

[Mike the Pike]

@Madmiral: This makes even less sense than usual.

[Admiral-Badruck]

Guess dat Makes Orks Smarta too

[Primarch]

Well if Badruck's well thought out list is as accurate as it looks, Ash and ToD should win the Hallo-War fantasy tournament with Voss in 3rd place and Pikey looking at somewhere between 4th and 7th since there should be 4 H/D Elf players in attendance. Asch should fill up slot 8 with Justin in 9th. I'm not sure what the last army will be so there may be some small changes.

Of course, with no reason to doubt the logic behind such a well reasoned list, built upon the foundations of literally hundreds of games against each and every army in the game, there really isnt a point to holding the tournament at all. I'll just announce Ash the winner from the start (since ToD's army is all goblins anyway) and save everyone the trouble.
Assuming no-one disagrees with Badruck's list.

[Admiral-Badruck]

Sounds fair to Da Admiral...

I all honesty I would put my money on Mike the Pike for the Win... He is the Defending Champion unless he mans up and takes Beast Men... It should hardly be a challenge for him to curb stomp the lot of ya... That said if every one is playing for fun with a sporting spirit. Wins and losses should not matter a bit... and form what I have been hearing from The guys at Podhammer 8th ed is more luck that skill at the end of the day... even the best payer could get Punked by they guy who rolls the dice better on the day...

[jus]

....with Justin in 9th

oh dear, these mad prophecies will be the end of me. Perhaps since we all know the outcome of the tournament now we can all go and have cake instead . No, seriously, welcome back to the badruck and his doom-saying. I was getting bored on these forums, but we can always trust him to stir up some mischief. If the tournament does by some quirk of fate turn out in that order, then badruck gets....some cake.

[me_in_japan]

If the tournament does by some quirk of fate turn out in that order, then badruck gets....some cake.

Would that be like the cake at the end of Portal?

[jus]

yes! Let there be cake ! - the cake is not a lie.

I will however, endeavor to not come 9th.... I hope my secret weapon comes in the mail fore the tournament.

[Admiral-Badruck]

Thanks for da Warm welKom Jus

... Me finks dat da Gorguzlazl(VC) list gots a good chance again if no one shows up with a filffy ratboyz list...