Personalities of the Goblins of the Schtroumpfwald

[The Other Dave]

Da Schtroumpf-fatha
Level: Lord
Unit Type: Night Goblin Warboss
Experience points gained: none
Injuries received: none
Current statline: M4 WS5 BS3 S4 T4 W3 I5 A4 Ld7
Special rules: Fear Elves, Hatred (Dwarfs)
Equipment: Great Weapon, Helm of Discord

Notes: It’s unclear whether the Schtroumpf-fatha is a title passed to whoever’s currently in charge of the goblins of the Schtroumpfwald, or the name of an unchanging individual. The goblins ain’t talking, and frankly nobody else has ever really bothered to check.

Finka Schtroumpf
Level: Lord
Unit Type: Night Goblin Warboss
Experience points gained: none
Injuries received: none
Current statline: M4 WS5 BS3 S4 T4 W3 I5 A4 Ld7
Special rules: Fear Elves, Hatred (Dwarfs)
Equipment: Shield, Sword of Might

Notes: Finka is the Schtroumpf-fatha’s current second-in-command. As his moniker suggests, he’s klevva – too klevva for his own good, if some of the other bosses of the Schtroumpf have anything to say about it.

Fatty Schtroumpf
Level: Hero
Unit Type: Night Goblin Big Boss
Experience points gained: 1
Injuries received: none
Current statline: M4 WS4 BS3 S4 T4 W2 I4 A3 Ld6
Special Rules: Fear Elves, Hatred (Dwarfs), Quell Animosity
Equipment: Great Weapon

Notes: Fatty surprised everyone (including himself) by keeping his mob together while under attack from multiple flanks against the Empire, and even beating the attacks off. His lads have a great deal of respect for him, even if he sometimes has to enforce it by whacking them with his huge axe.

Surly Schtroumpf
Level: Hero
Unit Type: Night Goblin Shaman
Experience points gained: none
Injuries received: Hand injury (-1S)
Current statline: M4 WS2 BS3 S2 T3 W2 I3 A1 Ld5
Special Rules: Fear Elves, Hatred (Dwarfs), Magic Mushrooms
Equipment: Hand Weapon, Dispel Scroll

Notes: Surly became even more surly after being dragged under the earth by skeletons along with the Schtroumpf-fatha's unit recently. He managed to dig himself out, but got hurt in the process, and is now even more nervous about fightin' than before. Not that you'd notice, really, as he was never particularly brave to begin with.