Tag Team Trash Talk - The TTTT thread.

[Primarch]

This thread is for CONFIRMED Tag Teams only.
Please feel free to issue any threats, challenges or generally talk trash to your opponents in here.

Have at it guys and remember it is all in good fun so don't take it personally.

[Konrad]

So who we got confirmed then?
Miguel and Underdweller- Samurai Panzies and the Greater Shiny New Codex Cowfish
MIJ and the MIJsterious MIJan of MIJystery- Stinkies and I hope something that does not smell quite as bad
Sskipper and Sson- What were you guys playing again? Deathwing?
Team Zog Off- The Boyz and the never-say-die-Squat/Imperial Guard. We have the Boyz, we have the Big Guns, we have the Attitude. We have it all.
Watch out! This guy Auxryn is an Ork who can do math and strategy and all sorts of fiddly thinkin' stuff that makes my head hurt! His brains and my awesomeness, what can go wrong?

[Tenorikuma]

Yellowstreak and me: Sisters of Battle and Space Wolves (or Imperial Guard)

[Miguelsan]

So who we got confirmed then?
Miguel and Underdweller- Samurai Panzies and the Greater Shiny New Codex Cowfish
MIJ and the MIJsterious MIJan of MIJystery- Stinkies and I hope something that does not smell quite as bad
Sskipper and Sson- What were you guys playing again? Deathwing?
Team Zog Off- The Boyz and the never-say-die-Squat/Imperial Guard. We have the Boyz, we have the Big Guns, we have the Attitude. We have it all.
Watch out! This guy Auxryn is an Ork who can do math and strategy and all sorts of fiddly thinkin' stuff that makes my head hurt! His brains and my awesomeness, what can go wrong?

I'll tell you what he did wrong... he paired off with you that's a sure lose

M.

[Konrad]

So who we got confirmed then?
Team Zog Off- The Boyz and the never-say-die-Squat/Imperial Guard. We have the Boyz, we have the Big Guns, we have the Attitude. We have it all.
Watch out! This guy Auxryn is an Ork who can do math and strategy and all sorts of fiddly thinkin' stuff that makes my head hurt! His brains and my awesomeness, what can go wrong?

I'll tell you what he did wrong... he paired off with you that's a sure lose

M.

I was just going to write to Underdweller, offering my sympathy and admiration for pairing off with a panzy elf. Pity, sweet gentle pity, is the only thing that I can imagine to have moved her heart to prop up your, "Oh, woe unto our dying race" sad excuse of an army. Dress them up as Mito Komon extras if you want, but they are still nothing but a bunch of dancing, prancing, fancy-pants, stinking elves and will get stomped into the dirt.

[The Mysterious Man]

MIJ and the MIJsterious MIJan of MIJystery- Stinkies and I hope something that does not smell quite as bad

TheMysteriousManSmellsOfVictory. NoMoreNoLess.

Victory.TheSmellYouShallNeverSavour.

Defeat.YourDailyShampoo,Conditioner,AndBodysoap.

Eau d'LOSER. YourCologneOfChoice.

StandCloseToMEYoungKonradAndYouMayBeLuckyEnoughToCatchAWhiffOfVictory.

[Miguelsan]

If Mr Misterious Man of Mistery doesn't arrive at the venue wearing a cape and a mask I'll be very disappointed.

And Konrad my army is not composed of eldar in drag, they are hungry humans using Eldar equipment, they ate said equipment previous owners and got superpowers.

M.

[The Mysterious Man]

If Mr Misterious Man of Mistery doesn't arrive at the venue wearing a cape and a mask I'll be very disappointed.

DisappointedYouShallBe.

CladInMysteryShallIBe.

[Auxryn]

Here's the tag team Konrad and I came up with:
He'll bring Gork, and I'll bring Mork. One of 'em will get you.

In fact, if you'll just come over here we'll show you the nice big rock I found.

[Miguelsan]

If Mr Misterious Man of Mistery doesn't arrive at the venue wearing a cape and a mask I'll be very disappointed.

DisappointedYouShallBe.

CladInMysteryShallIBe.

Tsk Tsk We got a second rate Mistery Man with a second rate army.
Primarch, can we return him to sender?
M.